Want your news to be 100% about the Kardashians? Then the Kardashian Report is for you - a Drudge parody solely about the Kardashians.
You know how there is so much news about Kim Kardashian and her family? If you read news on the internet, almost every day you're bound to run into some story about them. And sometimes they're even in the top news headlines! But the problem is, only a small percentage of the headlines are actually about the Kardashians - and who cares about all the other news, right? That's why I'm creating the Kardashian Report - a news site based on the Drudge Report, which will be dedicated 100% to the Kardashians. That's right, all the news stories and links will be dedicated to them, and only them. In fact, it will primarily focus on Kim Kardashian. But on slow news days, you'll likely see some headlines about Kourtney or Khloe.
The site will be maintained automatically - a script will scan news headlines every half an hour, scouring the internets for everything about the Kardashians, and will update the site as necessary.
Sure, people could set up their own RSS feeds to customize existing news sites to get this sort of functionality. But the average person doesn't really have the time or knowledge for that. A true Kardashian fan only has time for reading news about the Kardashians, and the Kardashian Report will satisfy that need.
Most of the work for this project is already done - in fact, the picture you see on this project page is an actual screenshot from a test page (and yes, that is the correct drop shadow on the logo). I've also pre-registered the domain name kardashianreport.com. The money will go to cover the domain registration costs, hosting services, and rewards - plus a little something for myself for all the years and years of development this took.
Have a question? If the info above doesn't help, you can ask the project creator directly.
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All of the above plus I will personally write a letter to Kim Kardashian, explaining how you are such a dedicated fan that you are willing to donate $100 to a website with news about her, so maybe she would like to meet you in person. No response from Kim is guaranteed, but I will provide a copy of the letter I mailEstimated delivery:
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