BACK PAT - That’s right, for just $1 you can reach right around to your back, give yourself three firm pats and imagine my voice in your ear, saying, “Thank you, special friend.”

VIVA LA DIGITAL REVOLUCION! - You will receive a PDF copy of the BENEATH, sent direct to your mailbox. How’s that for convenience?

AUDIOPHILE SOUNDS DIRTY - In addition to the firm back pat and PDF, you will also be sent a link where you can download the unabridged audiobook. 17 chapters of mp3 goodness narrated by the amazing Jeff Kafer.

LET’S GET PHYSICAL - A signed, hardcover copy of BENEATH will be shipped to you for your reading enjoyment. This special edition includes eight pages of character and creature sketches by the author (me). Shipping is included.

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM - A signed, dated and numbered copy of the BENEATH hard cover. This is limited to 480 people (signed and numbered will stop at 500). Numbering starts at 22 and is first come first serve. If you want one of the first 20 books, look below!

WEAR GLOVES WHEN YOU TOUCH IT! - Limited to 15 people, these signed, dated and numbered books can also be personalized (e-mail your message to me) and are guaranteed to be numbered between 12 and 21. First come first serve.

BOOM GOES THE EUROPHID - That will make sense after you’ve read the book. Okay, this is for you serious fans. And since there are only five of you, this is only available to FIVE people. You will get a signed, dated, numbered (between 6 and 11) and personalized copy of the BENEATH hardcover AND a signed 20 X 30 poster of the cover on super nice luster photo paper.

PIMP YOURSELF - You will get everything from the $75 package (book numbered between 2 - 5) three additional copies of the book AND, listen up authors, a full page add inside BENEATH. That’s a full page spread directly to (roughly) 1000 book readers, which works out to $0.50 per book and is about the same you’d pay for pay-per-click advertising on the net, and that’s if you don’t count the signed books and poster.

ARE THOSE PIGS FLYING? - Okay, so this probably won’t not happen, but it definitely wouldn’t if I didn’t put it out there. You will get the e-book, the audiobook, the one of a kind signed, dated and numbered (1/500) copy of the novel, five additional copies of the hardcover, the poster, a full page add in the book and two, one hour phone consultations with me. I can give advice on writing, marketing, self-publishing or how to fight a zombie. I will also feature you in a blog post as my own personal hero.