AAAAHHHHHHHHH! AAAH! AAAAaaaAHhHHH!
OH MY AWESOME PEEPS YOU ARE HARD CORE ROCKING MY SHIT.
PHeewwww! I had to get that out.
Luckily - today is the day that nothing works. Cell phone, internet, my car. All today! So I went all Matrix and found a rotary phone in a tenement building from where I am hack broadcasting RIGHT NOW!! More soon when figure out why I been Luddite'd today. MUAH!! Muah!
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I'm SO excited about this. * A 7" vinyl record of the first single!! (I'm already hyperventilating. I've been waiting to press to vinyl for 867 years)* We're talking EXTREMELY limited run - sadly it's expensive. But you'll find one in your mailbox!* Plus! * A BS t-shirt* AND a * Signed CD*
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I'm even more amped. At this level you get *The ENTIRE RECORD on vinyl! Yes! It's true! :)* You can see why I can barely contain myself. :) * T-shirt!* * Signed CD* * Behind-the-scenes access! Watch me screw up during a vocal take. It's fun!*
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Ok, dig it: * AN ACOUSTIC COVER OF ANY SONG YOU LIKE, and delivered to you via .wav or .mp3. I'm putting myself in your hands, people. PLEASE do not make me sing Kesha. * Vinyl! Hellz yeah! * Signed CD! * exclusive web access
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Sorry for the big jump!! But I dig this pledge. HERE I will: *Come to your home and give a private concert for you and your friends!" If you live in Guam or something, we'd have to discuss it more :), but I'm DELIGHTED to entertain you. AND: * Record on vinyl :)* * Signed CD!* * exclusive web access*
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*I am actually completely, totally psyched about this reward. For real. Instead of a cover I will: Write You Your Own Song.* For anybody you like. Spouse's birthday? The most unique Christmas present ever? Shizz! * But! You and I will need to sit down together - or talk on the phone - quite a bit. I'll need your 411! ***PLUS all of the above!* So DOWN with this one, I am .
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*A FULL BAND production of your song! All the above plus studio cats! We will rock it.* *AND! All of the goodies above!*
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