MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPER--For being such a big help, please choose one 4"x6" fancy-pants archival-inked museum-quality giclée print from my Flickr page and I will send it along!

THE ANKLEBITER--I'll happily send any of you anklebiters out there a signed copy of the finished book as a reward for your generous pledge!

THE LIL' STINKER--Please choose a 4"x6" fancy-pants print from the my Flickr page PLUS let me send you a signed copy of the finished book. You little stinker!

BIG STINKER--Do me the honor of choosing one of the my Flickr page prints so I can send you a big 'ol 8"x12" version of it. That's fancy enough that you might want to frame it! Your call. Oh, and of course I will sign and doodle a little sketch in your copy of the printed book as well!

THE HOLY TERROR--Naturally, all holy terrors deserve a signed copy of the finished book. But they also deserve an original 5"x7" watercolor comic sketch of yourself or a friend or loved one. A few common-sense rules apply on this one, so please feel free to contact me with questions before you pledge. I am always happy to chat with holy terrors.

THE ONLY CHILD--You were always mother's favorite, so let me send you a signed copy of the finished book and your choice of a fancy-pants print from the my Flickr page. But I'd also like to send you one of the actual watercolor production pages I used in creating the book! I think these are pretty cool as pieces of art. I'll make every attempt to honor certain page requests or I could pick for you. You trust me, right? That's why you were always mother's favorite.

THE TWINS--As generous, mischievous twins you naturally will receive not one but two signed copies of the book. But wait, there's more: pick two of your favorite fancy-pants prints from my Flickr page. And 2 top it off, in addition to one of the colored pages mentioned in THE ONLY CHILD, I will also send you one original hand-inked black and white comic strips. These are the actual comics used in the book, and I work pretty big--most of these individual strips are large (6"x17"). They are exceedingly cool, and I love them inside my heart and part with them dearly. As always, I'll do my darnedest to honor specific requests but it's first-come-first-served.

THE TRIPLETS--Yes, three signed books and three Flickr page prints. And a colored page described in THE ONLY CHILD, and an original inked comic described in THE TWINS. But in addition to that, I would be thrilled to paint an original 9x13" ink-and-watercolor commissioned comic of your own idea, or of ANY SUBJECT OF YOUR CHOOSING! Do you have a Ways To Leave Your Mother (Alone) idea from your own childhood? If you can describe it, I can make a comic out of it! A few common-sense rules apply here as well, so please feel free to contact me with questions first! I'll do my best to work with ya!