Kickstarter

So I wrote this book. I've been writing it in my head for over seven years and finally got it out. Turns out, it's more than one book so I'm currently working on the second and, shortly thereafter, the third.

This book - VEIL - turned out to have a LOT of words (250,000 around abouts). I would say that I know a bunch of lazy people who don't want to read that much, but I also realize folks desire/require Audiobooks for reasons other than laziness so I will refrain from making such an offensive statement.

Using the service Audio Book Creation Exchange, it turns out I can get the fabulous (please, no jazz hands) Liz Stephens to turn Veil into such an audiobook. She's got a great voice and style and I think she'd be a perfect match for all three books.

Recording 30+ hours of audio ain't easy, nor is it free. That is where this project comes in. Not only is it a great way to get the word out, it's also a great way for us to achieve the very wholesome, appropriate, family-oriented goal of turning my wonderful novel Veil into something that can either titillate and tantalize the ears or torture them. Either, or. I'm not picky.

Join in the fun. When I'm all successful and famous and outsell the current bestseller (which shall NOT be named), you can say you knew me when. And then you can gripe about how I've forgotten all the little people because I haven't invited you onto my yacht. 

Learn to swim. And give me lots of compliments. Then I'll invite you onto my yacht.