Kickstarter

Get the finished game in all of its epic insanity on Steam, 24 hours before anyone else gets in on it. You will be so hipster. Get in on the beta too!

Co-op Tier! Choose which friend is your favorite, and reward them for it (don't tell your other friends)! Get two copies of the finished game on Steam, 24 hours before anyone else gets in on it. You can hold it over their head forever! Comes with 2 beta keys.

The Coder's Special Edition. More obstacles. More heroes. More swag. Entirely new game, with new game modes. No one else will ever play this game but you! (Disclaimer: we might play it too. Also, everyone else that pledges $30. Still pretty cool though.)

Get a copy of the soundtrack, as performed by the amazing artists Blind Digital and Kári Sigurðsson, all packaged together with the Coder's Special Edition!

More co-op action! Double up on the Coder's Special Edition. Your friend will have to love you now...right? 2 copies of the Coder's Special Edition, 2 Beta keys, and two times the satisfaction.

Your name in the credits of the game, with an optional special message (to a lover, perhaps? Hmm?) Plus everything above.

You want swag? We got swag! Shamelessly display your corporate love by plastering our adorable intellectual property all over your chest (I'm talking about a t-shirt). Plus we will randomly scream things at you on your facebook wall TYPED IN ALL CAPS. And everything above too. Sweet moley that's a big wicker gift basket!

All Pwnee games for life. ALL OF THEM. Plus everything above! Sweet justice!

Tickets to the biggest Launch Party since King Kong. Shenanigans, debauchery, and an insane platformer tournament featuring the best gamers of our generation duking it out for the title of Most Gosu Platformer God Ever. Plus everything above! (Yes, I have to keep saying this!) The launch party will take place in New York City and will rock your socks off.

Send us the sexiest mug shot of yourself you've ever taken. We'll put a gaudy frame around it and turn it into a secret unlockable hero. Hold your head in shame as gamers everywhere ram your likeness into a thousand cindering fireballs. ALSO EVERYTHING ABOVE. HOLY MOLEY.

Imagine yourself, fearsome, awesome, awe-inspiring, crushing the entire pwnee team beneath your beautifully crafted combat boots. Imagine a beautiful 24x36 poster of that image, signed by the whole team, along with our pleas not to crush our skulls in. Plus all the above, assuming you don't smite us.

A hero designed by you. Tell us what awesome super jump powers the hero has and we'll program the physics. Send us a picture of the object-of-your-desires and we'll design a prince/princess and a whole mini-game based around your twisted love story. Plus everything above.

King/Queen of the Launch Party (tickets to the launch party, dinner with the dev team, and a throne at the party). Reside over the festivities with royal snootiness. We provide the crown and scepter, you provide the despotism. Plus everything above, a gift fit for royalty. Awww yeeaah.