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A darkly comic, twisted retelling of Little Miss Muffet, set in the New York City subway bathroom of your nightmares.

UPDATE:  You guys are amazing!  We hit $2000, and we still have 2 hours to go.  The backer screening party is a go!  Now, if we can hit $2500 before the timer runs out, Kevin Joiner has agreed to do a special concert performance at the party.  And remember, every dollar goes right into making this film amazing!  Let's keep it going!

UPDATE:  You did it!  We've reached our goal, but the clock is still running.  Let's keep going, because every dollar goes right into the production of this film.  

So here's the surprise incentive:  If we reach $2000, EVERY BACKER at $5 and up will be invited to a special screening party at Stephen's house.  (Greenville only/Transportation not provided.)

So keep the word going...let's hit $2K!!!

THE STORY

Emmeline Muffet Gives Up Her Tuffet is the story of little Miss Emmeline Muffet, a spunky young girl on her own in the toughest city in the world.  Her father disappeared almost two months ago, but she knows he didn't leave her.  He always comes back after his shows.  Right?

While waiting for the clock to run out on the 60 day limit before DSS takes her into the system, she encounters Phineas, a man-shaped spider who is also on a deadline.  If he doesn't eat some meat soon, he will die.  And he's constantly reminded of that fact by Humphrey, Phineas' dark, other half. The id to his ego, as Freud might have said, had he studied spiders who have conversations with their own stomachs.

Phineas wants to be more than just a mouth. He's drawn to the light.  He wants to glow.  Humphrey just wants to feed (and probably enjoys the carnage a little too much).  And Emmeline just wants her father back.  

She's not scared, though. Her cheese stick and whey protein shake give her all the courage she needs.  But will that be enough to stand up to a hungry spider with nothing to lose?

Main Bathroom Set Concept Art

SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

We're trying to raise money for the production of our short film, Emmeline Muffet Gives Up Her Tuffet. If we meet our goal, we'll begin filming in mid-December for an early 2012 film festival release. We are also applying for a grant, but it's a matching funds grant.  That means part of what we raise here would be doubled, but if we don't reach our goal, we get nothing!  

CAN YOU RAISE MORE THAN THE GOAL?

Absolutely!  New incentives for backers will unlock when we reach the goal, and we'll keep adding incentives and setting new extended goals until the timer runs out!  Our starting goal is just enough to make the film on a shoe-string budget.  The more we raise, the more we can invest directly into production. And while we will stretch every dollar as far as it will go, we would love to be able to actually pay our actors and crew a little something for the time they are lovingly investing in this film.  If you could help make that happen, it would be a huge victory for locally-produced independent film.

WHO IS MAKING THE FILM?

The project is being produced by Stephen Boatright and Adrian Vanderbosch.  Stephen is a nationally published entertainment photographer and filmmaker, and Adrian has partnered with some of the top producers in LA. Stephen is directing.  The script was adapted by playwright Anne Pecaro from her original one-act stage play. Original music will be provided through a collaboration between Kevin Joiner, Jason McMahan, and Robert Gowan and his band, Wasted Wine.

The cast includes Mae Tromsness (she just turned 10!) as Emmeline, Matthew Merritt as Phineas, Jason Shipman as Humphrey, Michele Labar as the Lady from DSS, and Adrian Vanderbosch as Emmeline's father.

CG spider previs concept

CAN I INCREASE MY PLEDGE AFTER IT'S BEEN MADE?

YES!  You can raise your pledge, or upgrade to a new incentive if you'd like.  Just log in and you'll find that the "Back This Project" button has turned into a "Manage Your Donation" button.  Just click that and you can enter a new amount or choose a new incentive.

WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?

The two most important things you can do are:

1.  Become a backer.  We know that money is tight these days. But for the entertainment industry, your money is your voice, and now more than ever we need to tell the decision makers in Hollywood that we want original stories, instead of just more remakes of the same tired cliches.  Your contribution to this project is a vote for original, innovative films.  Every dollar helps.

2. Spread the word.  Even if you can't give, you can help spread the word.  If you're reading this page, odds are you're the kind of forward-thinking influencer that others look to for advice on what's cool...what's good...what's worth their time. So spread the link around Facebook.  Talk to your friends about it in person.  And email it directly to people you think would dig it. 

Nothing is nearly as effective as enthusiastic word-of-mouth!

HOW CAN I LEARN MORE ABOUT THE PROJECT?

You can follow our progress on our behind-the-scenes production blog, WHAT THE KCUF IS A TUFFET?, at: http://emuffet.wordpress.com.  Subscribe to the blog there for email updates, and be sure to "like" the film on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/emuffet.

We sincerely thank you in advance for your help, and if you'd like to contact us, just click the "send a message" button at the top of the page.

Now pick your incentive level and let's make a movie!

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  • Pledge $5 or more

    3 backers

    A personal thank you email from Stephen, and an online credit, listing your name on our website as one of the backers who made this film possible. Become part of film history!

    Estimated delivery: Dec 2011
  • Pledge $10 or more

    11 backers

    A digital download of the music from the film, written by Kevin Joiner, Jason McMahan, and Robert Gowan + the personal thank you email from Stephen + the VIP online credit! At this level, not only does your name become part of film history, your credit is linkable! Add a URL to your credit to promote your website/project/blog/company/etc, right on our website. (Nothing offensive or adult oriented, please.)

    Estimated delivery: Jan 2012
  • Pledge $25 or more

    16 backers

    A digital download of the completed film in glorious High Definition + digital download of the music from the film + the personal thank you email from Stephen + the linkable online credit.

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012
  • Pledge $50 or more

    5 backers

    Special Edition Backers-Only DVD of the completed film, including commentaries and behind-the-scenes footage + digital copy of the completed film in glorious HD + digital download of the music from the film + the personal thank you email from Stephen + the linkable online credit.

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012
  • Pledge $75 or more

    2 backers

    A copy of the shooting script, signed by the writer, director, producer, and cast + Special Edition Backers-Only DVD of the completed film, including commentaries and behind-the-scenes footage + digital copy of the completed film in glorious HD + digital download of the music from the film + the personal thank you email from Stephen + the linkable online credit.

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012
  • Pledge $100 or more

    5 backers

    An 11x14 full color poster of the film + the copy of the shooting script, signed by the writer, director, producer, and cast + Special Edition Backers-Only DVD of the completed film, including commentaries and behind-the-scenes footage + digital copy of the completed film in glorious HD + digital download of the music from the film + the personal thank you email from Stephen + the linkable online credit.

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012
  • Pledge $150 or more

    0 backers

    A personal phone call from Stephen (the director). You can pick his brain about the industry, creativity, film, or any other topic you like + an 11x14 full color poster of the film + the copy of the shooting script, signed by the writer, director, producer, and cast + Special Edition Backers-Only DVD of the completed film, including commentaries and behind-the-scenes footage + digital copy of the completed film in glorious HD + digital download of the music from the film + the personal thank you email from Stephen + the linkable online credit.

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012
  • Pledge $200 or more

    0 backers

    Two tickets to the invitation-only VIP screening of the completed film in Greenville (transportation not provided) + personal phone call from Stephen + an 11x14 full color poster of the film + the copy of the shooting script, signed by the writer, director, producer, and cast + Special Edition Backers-Only DVD of the completed film, including commentaries and behind-the-scenes footage + digital copy of the completed film in glorious HD + digital download of the music from the film + the personal thank you email from Stephen + the linkable online credit.

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012
  • Pledge $300 or more

    0 backers Limited (5 of 5 left)

    Come spray some graffiti on the wall of the bathroom set! Help us dress the set with some spray paint, dirt, grime and general ick. Don't like chores? This is the opposite of cleaning your bathroom. (Greenville only - transportation not provided.) + two tickets to the invitation-only VIP screening of the completed film in Greenville (transportation not provided) + an 11x14 full color poster of the film + the copy of the shooting script, signed by the writer, director, producer, and cast + Special Edition Backers-Only DVD of the completed film, including commentaries and behind-the-scenes footage + digital copy of the completed film in glorious HD + digital download of the music from the film + the personal thank you email from Stephen + the linkable online credit.

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012
  • Pledge $500 or more

    0 backers

    An Associate Producer Credit! This means you'll finally have that official IMDb page you've always wanted! + 4 tickets to the invitation-only VIP screening of the completed film in Greenville (transportation not provided) + an 11x14 full color poster of the film + the copy of the shooting script, signed by the writer, director, producer, and cast + Special Edition Backers-Only DVD of the completed film, including commentaries and behind-the-scenes footage + digital copy of the completed film in glorious HD + digital download of the music from the film + the personal thank you email from Stephen + the linkable online credit.

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012
  • Pledge $1,000 or more

    0 backers

    An Executive Producer Credit! An EP credit on IMDb means bragging rights for the rest of your days. Also includes a home-cooked dinner with Stephen and Adrian where we can all talk shop about the ins-and-outs of the industry + 10 tickets to the invitation-only VIP screening of the completed film in Greenville (transportation not provided) + an 11x14 full color poster of the film + the copy of the shooting script, signed by the writer, director, producer, and cast + Special Edition Backers-Only DVD of the completed film, including commentaries and behind-the-scenes footage + digital copy of the completed film in glorious HD + digital download of the music from the film + the personal thank you email from Stephen + the linkable online credit.

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012