Kickstarter

Have your name put into an embarrassing Madlib that will be read at the fest in front of EVERYBODY! How silly!

Have your name entered into a contest to win old shoes, shitty trophies, band member's wallets, and more! We'll announce the winners during a late night screening of Weird Al's classic "UHF". *If you're not able to attend the fest, we'll still send you something dumb, don't worry!

An ALL-SHOW, ALL-EVENT, ALL-ACCESS PASS TO THE FEST! This is the only place you can get it. *We're limiting the amount of these available since we're worried about the capacity of the house shows and want some people to still be able to just pay up front at the show.

An ALL-SHOW, ALL-EVENT, ALL-ACCESS PASS TO THE FEST, plus a date with a goof punk of your choice (bands, audience members, and goof punx not in attendance included)!!!! *We realize this means that you might have to go on a date with a complete stranger just because you're a goof punk. We think this builds relationships and character. Suck it up and get down with some romance!

A hundred bucks? You're the best! We'll call your parents and tell them how great you are. Then, we'll send you whatever you want from the Useless State Records catalog. Then, we'll crowd surf you at the fest!

For 500 bucks you get to be the king or queen (or whichever non-gender-specific all-powerful, all-knowing leader you prefer) of the Gathering of the Goof Punx 2012!!!!!! We'll carry you on a throne through the streets of Portland during the parade! We'll chant your name at every show! We'll bow to your every desire!