I'm not dead/starting mailing/etc
Dear backers, sorry it's taking me so long, I just wanted to inform you that I haven't forgotten about my mission. The pile of requested drawings keeps growing slowly, but steadily and tomorrow I'll start sending out envelopes. I'll start with the $15 rewards, so if you're one of the kind souls who gave me lots of money I'm afraid you'll have to wait a bit longer. But it should be worth the wait (I hope).
Meanwhile, a few updates: I have a 24 hr comic book day comic up here: http://www.bluebed.net/projects/24hr/
And lots of new sketches: http://www.bluebed.net/projects/sketchbook/
If you have a tumblr you can see more of my new stuff here: http://bluebed.tumblr.com/
Thanks for your support and patience, I really underestimated the scope of the whole thing, but I'm not giving up on these 100+ rewards...
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Grime Solvent: Access to secret updates with new comics, process posts, sketches and other saucy cartooning material too hot for the internet.
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Personal Justice: finally, your own illustrated whinefest! Tell me about anything that upsets you (please limit yourself to just one upsetting item), feel free to express your rage & distress & despair & dismay because I, unlike all your so-called friends, will not only listen to your worries, but post them on my blog/twitter, accompanied by a small illustration. You’re also welcome to use this opportunity for personal ads, as well as plugging your products or art, love letters, confessions, anything. Your complaint can be anonymous or not. Most importantly, if you send me something particularly witty, silly, weird or disturbing, I might reproduce your message & the illustration in the zine as well!
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Dada Stain: signed zine + small original drawing + mini-print! You get a signed & dedicated copy, a mini-print and a handsome original drawing that you can sell for millions after I expire (which should be soon enough). Requests are welcome, but their execution is not guaranteed (for instance: yes, I might draw your teabag, no, I won’t draw your Prince Albert). You can ask for Personal Justice instead, this way you’ll get the original illustration in the mail, as well as on the internet!
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A Movable Felch: signed zine + medium-sized original drawing + mini-print! You get a signed & dedicated zine, a mini-print and a bigger original drawing (1/2 letter) that you can sell for millions after I expire (which should be very soon). Requests are welcome, but their execution is not guaranteed (for instance: yes, I might draw your teacup, no, I won’t draw your Prince Eustace). Again, Personal Justice requests apply.
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Gloveshead Refurbished: signed zine + 9x12" original drawing + print! You get a signed & dedicated zine, a print and a big original drawing (letter) that you can sell for millions after I expire (which should be tomorrow). Requests are welcome, but their execution is not guaranteed (for instance: yes, I might draw your teapot, no, I won’t draw your Prince Eugene). Yet again, Personal Justice requests apply.
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Bleak Future: signed zine + mini-print + a personal horrorscope. You get a signed & dedicated zine, a mini-print and a depressing horoscope for the next few months written by Psychic Detective himself & illustrated by me, a world-known horrorscopist. If you value precision and don’t value time, send me a photograph of the palm of your right hand. At the very least mention your zodiac sign or make one up.
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Bleak Future (left-handed edition): signed zine + mini-print + a personal horrorscope. Please don’t bother sending me mirrored pictures of your right hand. You may fool me, but you can’t fool destiny.
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Assassination: signed zine + print + MURDER. I will kill someone for you. No, of course I won’t, but I will draw & send you a cartoon of your enemy (or loved one) dying a horrible death of your choosing. Suicides and already deceased are welcome. Obviously, the scene will be cartoonish, please don’t expect any gritty realism. The price is much higher compared to other rewards because I don’t think murder is a very nice thing to do to a fellow human being, however I will step over blood (ink) for cold cash.
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