Kickstarter

You will receive a download of the album and a high-five the next time I see you.

You get a download of the album and a hand-drawn, personal thank you postcard in the mail (I'll need your snail mail address).

You will receive a download of the album and hand-written session notes signed by me. You'll also be listed in the liner notes.

You will receive a download of the album and hand-written session notes signed by me. You'll also be listed in the liner notes. I'll also make you an awesome drawing and mail it to you with random stuff like: maybe a mixtape, maybe pee-wee herman trading cards, maybe ??? Yes, it says $32.17. A wacky number, just like you.

You will receive a download of the album, hand written session notes, and I'll send you an undeveloped disposable camera of pics taken during the recording process. You'll also be listed in the liner notes.

You will receive a download of the album, hand written session notes, and you can come in during a specially designated time and play/sing on the album. If you have no musical talent, that's okay, I'll set up a bunch of gear and let you go nuts with feedback and noise. I'll make it work. All work will be intellectual property of me (i.e., you won't earn "performance royalties") but you'll be in the liner notes as a player on the album. If you're not from MN, you need to figure out your own travel/accommodations.

You get the download, studio notes, pics, name in the liner notes, hand-written framed lyrics to a song, and a piece of a guitar that got trashed during the making of the album, which I'll mount. It'll look lovely on your mantle. I'll sign it or whatever, too, if you want.

Same as the above but you also get to title the song. I reserve the right to veto offensive/inappropriate titles. There is only one of these rewards. You will be the ONLY person to name a song except for me.

If you pledge this much, you're nuts, but tell you what: you get whatever from above. Plus, I'll book a show somewhere in the Midwest on the weekend. You show up to MPLS and we'll squeeze you in the vehicle or rent another car (I'll drive it so we can hang) and you will ride along, hang out, and and join us for the festivities. If you turn out to be, like, a crazy racist cokehead or something this probably isn't going to work out, though. So, please be semi-normal. We should skype before you donate this much. I honestly can't imagine anyone donating this much to be honest. Maybe though!