Get your first name, or any single word, cut into the skin of the beast! It will travel the universe and last for eons. This incantation may heighten your mystical energy level!! You will receive an email of thanks with a close up picture of your name lovingly displayed in the Dragon's scales!!!

Have your full name, or any three words, Carved in larger font, above the little first names! This charm may not only increase mystical energy levels, but might also improve luck! You too will receive photographic verification through electronic mail!!

How would you like to see your choice of poetry, prose, or philosophy prominently displayed on the side of a dragon. For 1$ per character I will cut out your message at eye level and back light it. To sweeten the deal, I will mail you the actual letters. Glue them to the hood of your car. Tape them to your fridge. Get them tattooed on a family member. The possibilities are limitless. Each letter is approximately 1" tall and crafted from 100% reclaimed aluminum trailer siding. Why get published in print when you could be printed on mythical beast?

You will receive enough text to write a nice long sentence, and all the gifts described above, plus a Dragon Wagon T shirt or shorts! This garment acts as a Golden Ticket. If you ever meet the beast in person, this allows you to ride along with the crew and take a turn operating the fire breathing head.