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An uninvited and passionate open mouthed tongue kiss the next time we lock eyes. Believe me, if my past experiences with the ladies have taught me anything, it’s extremely unpleasant.

An awkward hello and even awkwarder (it’s a word) 30 second conversation the next time we see each other. Really ten bucks? Grow up…

The firm handshake with steady eye contact that your father never gave you.

Literally any credit you want will roll when the film ends. You can be the director, producer, or writer. I promise to vouch for your hard work with 3 text messages and 1 phone call to the hot girl in your office you are trying to sleep with.

A photograph of Michael Mann, the acclaimed writer/director of Heat, Last of the Mohicians, and Collateral signed by me.

A private showing of my new one man show “The Mann behind the Mike” for you and a dozen friends