Firstly, a big public thank you on our twitter account, our main website, and our podcast. Secondly, the obligatory digital goods which will include a copy of the album prior to release, pictures, lyrics, and a live recording! That’s a lot for two bucks, for realzzz…

Autographed copy of the vinyl record, mailed worldwide, each in a custom handmade package! I will also make you a (digital) mix tape- there is an art to it, and each one will be different! Also, the public round of thanks and the digital goodies.

Video updates will provide you with an intimate look inside the making of the record. You’ll see the excitement of working in a small recording space, and experience the thrill of things gone horribly awry! As if that weren’t enough, you’ll get and exclusive recording of my master-storyteller of a father recounting his one day of employment at a pickle factory. Plus… wait, for it… vinyl and digital goods!

What’s with these random numbers, right? Well, this one’s for a totally random bit of swag, that’s why!! I’m going to send you two of my favourite recipes, replete with Alton Brown-style notes. Recipes? Yeah, real men cook. Get over it. Also, a free test pressing courtesy of United Record Pressing, the vinyl, the digi-mix tape, and other digital goods!

I will be producing notebooks for anyone funding this much. My brain is a little left of center, and the notebook could be tons of things. Each one 100% unique, full of random lyrics, drawings, “art,” ideas, dental appointment cards, beef jerky… you never really know with me. You will also get a free test pressing courtesy of United Record Pressing as well as the finished vinyl and digital goods!

Some artists are like “…and for only $1000 I’ll cover any song you want!!” You know how you beat the competition? You one-up ‘em. This is the level where I will WRITE AN ORIGINAL SONG FOR YOU! Don’t get too pumped- it might be awful. I might pull a Joaquin Phoenix, though I’m certainly open to suggestions. Keep it for yourself or share! Also, the free test pressing courtesy of United Record Pressing, finished vinyl and digi-goods!

Since this will put you in exclusive company, you can tell me a specific mix that you want of the record. Tell me you hate the flute, want the banjo louder, take all the noise out, or to just leave a song off of “your copy” entirely. I will remix the record however you want! Includes the free test pressing courtesy of United Record Pressing, finished vinyl and digital goods, too!

At this point you could probably just call me your own little monkey. I’ll sing whatever songs you want, prank call anyone, dress in drag and sniff glue… naw, but seriously, at this level you'll get personal contact with me that will make you wish you donated less. We will be on a first name basis forever if you want. You’ll get credit on the record, plus the free test pressing courtesy of United Record Pressing, finished vinyl and digital stuff mentioned, and if you live near the Great Lakes or Appalachian hills, I’ll come do a house show for you. Those are my favourite!