It's been a little over a year since Glitter Britches came into the world, and now we're back to claim your upper half:
Because sparkly pants are just the beginning.
We recently came to the realization that making just pants left many of our customers running around topless (not that it's a bad thing, do what you will) and decided it was time to upholster the rest of your body.
Enter: Incandescent Armor: The Cutting Edge in Hoodie Technology
-Made of high-quality holographic spandex—the stretch will mold to your body, the shine will dazzle all you meet.
-Raglan sleeves and contrast side-panels give both excellent fit and bad-ass detail.
-Two comfy, inset pockets on the front and one 5” x 5” stash pocket on the inside. Pockets are a necessity.
-Fully lined with soft, black cotton-lycra jersey. Incandescent Armor Jackets are sturdy, heavyweight, and warm.
-Extra-high collar and 3-piece hood for ultimate ninja awesomeness and, oh yeah, head and neck warmth for those late night (or is it early morning?) dance parties. We have you covered.
-And, of course, THUMB-HOLES.
-Even the zipper is shiny! That's right, we found holographic zippers. Because we're awesome like that.
Take a little jaunt over to our page and have a gander. We got an awesome movie, and a slightly dorkier movie for your viewing pleasure (Phoenix only has to have 2 screwdrivers to talk to the camera this time-- progress!). While you are there you can be one of the select few to get in on the first run of jackets. These things are awesome, and swell, and groovy, and many other adjectives to boot, and we know you will love them. They go very nicely with Glitter Britches...
And hey, if you do love them, it would be mean to keep it to yourself, so tell your friends, tell your blog, tell your third grade teacher...