Kickstarter

Exclusive "I (Heart) Worm Quartet But Not Quite Enough To Pay For Their Music" button. High-quality 1" button. (Outside of North America, please add $3 for shipping.)

High-quality download of the "Songs of the Maniacs" album as soon as it exists.

High-quality download of the "Songs of the Maniacs" album as soon as it exists, plus a physical CD. (Outside of North America, please add $5 for shipping.)

Handmade copper keychain stamped with lyrics from Chutney songs! Choose from "Justify Your Kitten-Swallowing Trophy," "Unfurl Your Inner Kumquat," or "Why Aren't You Cake?" Available with a brushed finish (clean and shiny,) a patina finish (distressed and sanded with hammered edges,) or a sanded finish (with hammered edges) Handmade by Manic Metals! (Outside of North America, please add $5 for shipping.)

High-quality download of the "Songs of the Maniacs" album as soon as it exists, plus a signed physical copy of the CD, an exclusive bonus disc (with outtakes, demos, live tracks, and other stuff,) and a Worm Quartet sticker, plus your name will appear in the "Songs of the Maniacs" liner notes. (Outside of North America, please add $8 for shipping.)

Everything at the $25 level plus an exclusive DVD of Worm Quartet's Guest of Honor concert from MarsCon 2011 (featuring appearances by Devo Spice, Luke Ski, Soggy Potato Chips, and Possible Oscar,) and a signed 8x10 print of the cover art, plus your name will appear in the "Songs of the Maniacs" liner notes AND in a special "Thank You" track I will record for the album. (Outside of North America, please add $10 for shipping.)

Instant Digital Collection - High-quality digital downloads of Worm Quartet's entire five-disc discography (including the new "Songs of the Maniacs" and its exclusive bonus album as soon as they exist)

Everything at the $35 level plus a signed page ripped from my lyrics notebook. May contain stuff I wrote and eventually recorded, may include stuff I wrote and rejected due to it sucking. But rest assured it WILL have lyrics that were written by me at some point in the last few years, it won't just be a page of doodles and such. (Outside of North America, please add $8 for shipping.)

Three handmade keychains stamped with lyrics from Chutney songs! "Justify Your Kitten-Swallowing Trophy," "Unfurl Your Inner Kumquat," or "Why Aren't You Cake?" Available with a brushed finish (clean and shiny,) a patina finish (distressed and sanded with hammered edges,) or a sanded finish (with hammered edges,) or choose a combination! Handmade by Manic Metals! (Outside of North America, please add $10 for shipping.)

High-quality download of the "Songs of the Maniacs" album as soon as it exists, plus an exclusive USB Atari cartridge 4GB flash drive - handmade by Shoebox - featuring the art from Worm Quartet's "Stupid Video Game Music" and containing the entire five-album Worm Quartet discography (cartridge shown is a prototype - final product will look slightly different. Please note that these will ONLY be available through this Kickstarter.) (Outside of North America, please add $10 for shipping.)

Everything at the $35 level plus the entire Worm Quartet discography on CD ("Sumophobia 2," "Stupid Video Game Music," "Faster Than A Speeding Mullet," and "Mental Notes") and the Baldbox "The Dumb Album" CD, Shoebox's collaboration with Erfworld creator Rob Balder. (Outside of North America, please add $18 for shipping.)

Everything at the $50 level, plus an exclusive USB Atari cartridge 4GB flash drive - handmade by Shoebox - featuring the art from Worm Quartet's "Stupid Video Game Music" and containing the entire five-album Worm Quartet discography (cartridge shown in the video is a prototype - final product will look slightly different. Please note that these will ONLY be available through this Kickstarter.) (Outside of North America, please add $22 for shipping.)

Everything at the $100 level, plus I will give you a phone call on your birthday or prank-call your mom. Your choice, I guess. (Outside of North America, please add $22 for shipping.)

Everything at the $100 level, your name will appear in a "Better Than Those Other Peons" section of the CD liner notes and the "Thank You" track, plus I will write and record a song about any subject you choose, and you will get a digital recording of said song. (The song may be released on a future Worm Quartet album, or may not! Ah, the excitement of uncertainties!) (Outside of North America, please add $22 for shipping.)

Everything at the $100 level, your name will appear in a "Better Than Those Other Peons" section of the CD liner notes and the "Thank You" track, plus I will perform a concert at your house (Continental U.S. destinations only - if more than a 3-hour drive from Rochester, NY, you must cover gas or airfare and lodging- this unfortunately varies by destination, so please send me a note for a total. Time and date availability dependent on my schedule.)

Everything at the $100 level, your name will appear in a "Better Than Those Other Peons" section of the CD liner notes and the "Thank You" track, plus I will perform a concert at your house with Devo Spice (Continental U.S. destinations only. You must cover gas or airfare and lodging, and this unfortunately varies by destination, so please send me a note for a total. Time and date availability dependent on my and Devo's respective schedules.)

"Adopt-A-Keytar" level - I will name my Roland Ax Synth after you! Or give it the name of your choice. Either way, I will use this name to refer to said keytar both onstage and off for the duration of its use. I will also send you my Yamaha SHS-10 (signed if desired, unmolested if not) and everything at the $100 level.