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A pdf e-book of "Gastrophobia Volume 2: Amazon Attacked" to peruse on the e-reader of your choice, e-delivered to your e-door before anyone gets a hard copy of the book.

Never read volume 1 of Gastrophobia? Anyone who pledges $8 or more gets pdfs of both volume 1 and volume 2. Problem solved.

or 20$ international. Both pdfs plus a copy of the actual book, a gastrophobia bookmark so you don't have to read the whole thing in one sitting, and a 1" button exclusively available to this drive. (price includes shipping)

or 25$ international. Same as the previous reward, only the book is signed and sketched in!

or 30$ international. The previous reward plus a 2.5"x3.5" sketch card of a randomly selected species of bird of my choosing in a protective plastic sleeve.

or 31$ international. Same as the previous reward, only the bird is wearing a hat.

or 60$ international. The $25 reward, plus a stylish metal Phobia key chain and a fashionable canvas sphinx tote bag! Be the envy of all of your friends!

or 160$ international. The previous reward, plus a frameable inkwash illustration on bristol board of any Gastrophobia character of your choice.

or 310$ international. I will customize a My Little Pony figure to look like a pony-shaped "Gastrophobia Volume 1: the 12 Labours of Gastrophobia" and send it to you. I will also send you a signed copy of volume 2 with a drawing of a pony in it, a signed copy of volume 1 with a drawing of a horse in it, a signed sphinx totebag with a "cutie mark" drawn on the sphinx with marker, a sketch card of a pony of my choice, an illustration on bristol board of any Gastrophobia character of your choice riding any pony from any work of fiction of your choice, plus the keychain, the bookmark, the 1" button, and the pdfs. This is a good option if you're really into ponies.