New "Boneslinky!" CD, signed by the band, and a signed CD-R copy of the "Boneslinky!" demos!

"Boneslinky!" CD, Demos CD-R, and a signed print of the limited-edition "Livelihood" prequel comic, featuring DMFS.

"Boneslinky!" CD and demo CD-R, plus a vintage-cut DMFS: "The Future of Rock is Here" t-shirt.

The whole package: "Boneslinky!" CD, demo CD-R, t-shirt, and comic book! Great deal!

One hour of guitar or drum lessons with Father Ryan at 37.5: The Studio in Baltimore, where DMFS records all of their music. Includes backing tracks (minus guitar or drums) of "Boneslinky!" so that you can practice what you've learned at home.

DMFS will come to your house* with a bunch of Raven Special Lager and pizza. We'll drink and eat with you and your friends, and then we'll play acoustic versions of our songs until we get tired or you get sick of us. *Only available in the Baltimore metro region, unless of course you want to fly us to Europe for a week or something like that.

Come to 37.5: The Studio in Baltimore and spend 2 hours with Father Ryan and at least one additional member of DMFS (pending availability) as they walk you through the entire recording, mixing, and mastering process of "Boneslinky!". Drink Raven Special Lager while you find out what gear we used, how we recorded everything, and learn all of the secrets and tricks that made the album sound professional on a micro-budget.

DMFS will write and record a song about the subject matter of your choice. We'll also play it live at a show and if the song makes it to the next album you'll receive writing credit! Great for filmmakers or anyone else who needs a custom song for a project.

DMFS, Wild Bonerz, or Hilltop Hightops will throw a party for you! We'll come to a location of your choice in the DelMarVa area with enough food, booze (including Raven Special Lager), and party favors for 50 people, and will play a full evening of music - you get to choose the songs from our vast repertoire of smut! Please contact us prior to bidding to verify that the date you want is available.

Father Ryan and the other members of DMFS will produce, record, mix, and master your band's next album at 37.5: The Studio, and will perform on it in any capacity you want. Get that "Boneslinky!" sound for your band!

Go on tour with DMFS! We'll provide airfare*, food, lodging, and ground transportation for an all-expenses-paid tour for two of Central Florida! We'll play at least 4 gigs, and the tour will conclude with a two-night stay in one of Disney's Deluxe Resorts, two days admission to the Walt Disney World Parks, and a special show with our good friends Hadley's Hope. We'll do all the planning: you just hop on a plane and have the adventure of a lifetime! *airfare included to/from any major airport in the Continental US.