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Help Mark drop his debut. It's about time.

Scroll down for my new video, Episode Three: Changing Of Da God. And please check out the FAQ.

Hey y'all,

Alright, this is it. I don't have much longer. It is time to get serious. It's been too long and I have been fronting on my peeps. I am ready to record the album I've been promising for years. It is now or never. I need to get this album out before my friends, family and body give up.

Here is what I need: a bit of studio time, a small amount of equipment and to have the album mastered and pressed to vinyl. But don't get it twisted, this isn't a charity case. There are rewards. I need to know that you are as serious about this as I am.

If you help me out, I promise you this album will hit you in the back of the head like a hammer.

Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk,

Mark Welsh a.k.a. Old Man Insides a.k.a. The Groundskeeper 

p.s. Twenty Twelve is gonna be a great year. Believe dat. Get busy living, or get busy dying.

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    0 backers

    Mark will send you a number of kind, funny, absurd, cryptic or vaguely menacing text messages.

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2012
  • Pledge $5 or more

    0 backers

    Mark will record a greeting for you on your home answering machine or voice mail system. Carl Kassell style.

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2012
  • Pledge $10 or more

    8 backers

    A download of the Mark's debut album.

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2012
  • Pledge $25 or more

    25 backers

    A limited edition t-shirt hand screen printed by Brian Knox AND a vinyl edition of the album.

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2012
  • Pledge $50 or more

    8 backers Limited (42 of 50 left)

    A test pressing of the album, courtesy of United Record Pressing, with handmade jacket art by Mark AND a limited edition t-shirt, hand screen printed by Brian Knox AND a limited edition poster!

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2012
  • Pledge $100 or more

    9 backers

    A song recorded especially for you (you will get the only copy to do with as you please) AND a test pressing of the album, courtesy of United Record Pressing, with handmade jacket art by Mark AND a limited edition t-shirt, hand screen printed by Brian Knox AND a limited edition poster AND an official release copy of the album on vinyl.

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012
  • Pledge $125 or more

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    Everything above AND Mark will take you on a date (or a friendly lunch) to the Watauga Medical Center cafeteria. Drinks are likely to follow.

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012
  • Pledge $149 or more

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    Everything above AND Mark will DJ a party for you and perform a short set (within 100 miles of Boone, NC, but willing to negotiate) AND a personalized invitation to a pontoon boat party to celebrate the release of the album.

    Estimated delivery: Jan 2012
  • Pledge $150 or more

    0 backers

    Everything above AND a personalized invitation to a listening party of the final mix before it goes to master AND an original painting (of your choice) by Mark! Note: Mark really doesn't want to let his paintings go but he really wants to drop this album.

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2012
  • Pledge $150 or more

    1 backer

    ??????? (this one is for the adventurous)

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012
  • Pledge $150 or more

    2 backers

    Everything above AND Mark will perform a 60 minute comedy set for you. Perfect for parties or funerals.

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2012
  • Pledge $200 or more

    1 backer Limited (3 of 4 left)

    SPECIAL LIMITED REWARD: Mark will take you on an all expense paid ski trip in Banner Elk, NC (you must travel to Boone, NC). You will discuss music, life or whatever you want on the chairlift. This is guaranteed to be fun. NOTE: Mark is a "novice" skier. NOTE: This reward is not included with any of the rewards below.

    Estimated delivery: Mar 2012
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    Everything above AND the 30" x 30" oil painting of Mark depicted in the project image. (More details available.)

    Estimated delivery: Feb 2012