Funding the completion of Crusade II: Crusodomy
It all started in Crusade when Gabriel Horne, an acid-cocaine-rum-reefer-fueled legend of a journalist for New Millennium Magazine, was given the impossible assignment: He and his cohort, photographer Warren Belcher, “a huge, lumbering creature possessed with the energy of a particle accelerator and the willingness and capacity to swallow inhuman quantities of everything,” must compose a feature on the state of organized religion in today's America.
Dressed in authentic burlap monk robes, the two quickly fall headfirst into an adventure full of psychotic chainsaw-wielding serial killers, snake handlers, faith healers, bluegrass pickers, blasphemy of every form, FOX journalists, financial windfalls, tasers, rum, mescaline, love, the FBI, and a television show called ‘So You Want to Be an Evangelist.’
Now, in Crusade II: Crusodomy, Gabe, bored with his tremendous success, is conned into running for President of the United States. This is exactly the kind of environment for trouble-making he’s always dreamed of. Follow Gabe and Warren as they hit the campaign trail with a knuckle-punch to the throat. If you think the ridicule levels were over-the-line in Crusade you’ll be truly offended by a hard look at the American political scene.
If you missed listening to the first CRUSADE audiobook, get it free, go here, click buy, enter CRUSADE in the coupon space—and it's FREE!
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The Crusade II audiobook narrated by the non-award winning man with a voice like a wounded rhino—me. PLUS: The original Crusade audiobook. Plus I'm throwing in the e-book versions of both.
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The Crusade audiobook—instant download! Plus one paperback copy of the book: Crusade II: Crusodomy. Made out of real paper! Signed by the author... illegibly, while drinking, probably with a rum stain in the shape of a bottle bottom.
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The Crusade audiobook—instant download! Plus one paperback copy of the book: Crusade II: Crusodomy PLUS!!! Dunh! Dunh! Dunh! A copy of the original Crusade. Both made out of real paper! Signed by the author... illegibly, while drinking, probably with a rum stain in the shape of a bottle bottom.
Estimated delivery: May 2012Pledge $35 or more
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The Crusade audiobook—instant download! Plus one paperback copy of the book: Crusade II: Crusodomy. Made out of real paper! Signed by the author... illegibly, while drinking, probably with a rum stain in the shape of a bottle bottom. PLUS, LINKS TO DOWNLOAD ALL OF MY AUDIOBOOKS TO DATE. That's like... hundreds of dollars value. Maybe 16 or twenty books.I lose count.
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THE DEVLIN HARDCOVER! Limited to a press run of 100. Signed. Numbered. DVD's enclosed with all the audiobooks. PLUS The Crusade audiobook—instant download! PLUS, LINKS TO DOWNLOAD ALL OF MY AUDIOBOOKS TO DATE. That's like... hundreds of dollars value. Maybe 16 or twenty books.I lose count.
Estimated delivery: May 2012Pledge $100 or more
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Dunkin Trilogy 2-volume softcover set. Signed, numbered, DVD's enclosed. Plus Devlin hardcover. Signed numbered, limited to 100 copies—EVER! All the downloads, audiobooks and e-books.
Estimated delivery: May 2012Pledge $300 or more
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The DUNKIN TRILOGY HARDCOVER. ONLY 2 AVAILABLE. SOLD OUT! SIGNED. NUMBERED. DVD'S. Certificate of Authenticity with rum stain. Etc. PLUS: THE DEVLIN HARDCOVER! Limited to a press run of 100. Signed. Numbered. DVD's enclosed with all the audiobooks. PLUS The Crusade audiobook—instant download! PLUS, LINKS TO DOWNLOAD ALL OF MY AUDIOBOOKS TO DATE. That's like... hundreds of dollars value. Maybe 16 or twenty books.I lose count.
Estimated delivery: May 2012
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