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I will be picking fairy tales and reading aloud. The delivery will be monotone and it will seem as I'm disengaged. Because I am.

Hi there.  Thanks for checking out my kickstarter.  Sometimes when I look at my life and the bitterness of the real world I wish I could be a kid again.  I know that isn't possible so I'm turning to the fairy tales from my childhood to try to go back to that.  However, instead of the normal readings a parent would do with voices and energy, I'll be reading as if it was a menu at a restaurant I don't really care for.  Or maybe a eulogy.  I think it'll be funny.  Hopefully you'll enjoy it and maybe I could record some books down the line. 

For those of you backing, I truly appreciate you.  Even if you're reading this and think I'm out of my mind, or just completely stupid, I appreciate you too.  I'm not trying to change the world, or become a better person, I'm just trying to find an outlet, I guess. For what?  I don't know.  But maybe we can figure it out together. 

I will be reading Rapunzel, Hansel and Gretel, Rumpelstiltskin, Snow-White and Rose-Red, and Little Red Riding Hood

Thank you so much for taking the time to even look at this.

-Nick 

The Backers of $20 or more can choose from this list for their bonus recording(s): 

THE GOLDEN BIRD
HANS IN LUCK
JORINDA AND JORINDEL
THE TRAVELLING MUSICIANS
THE STRAW, THE COAL, AND THE BEAN
BRIAR ROSE
THE DOG AND THE SPARROW
THE TWELVE DANCING PRINCESSES
THE FISHERMAN AND HIS WIFE
THE WILLOW-WREN AND THE BEAR
THE FROG-PRINCE
CAT AND MOUSE IN PARTNERSHIP
THE GOOSE-GIRL
THE ADVENTURES OF CHANTICLEER AND PARTLET
FUNDEVOGEL
THE VALIANT LITTLE TAILOR
THE MOUSE, THE BIRD, AND THE SAUSAGE
MOTHER HOLLE
THE ROBBER BRIDEGROOM
TOM THUMB
CLEVER GRETEL
THE OLD MAN AND HIS GRANDSON
THE LITTLE PEASANT
FREDERICK AND CATHERINE
SWEETHEART ROLAND
SNOWDROP
THE PINK
CLEVER ELSIE
THE MISER IN THE BUSH
ASHPUTTEL
THE WHITE SNAKE
THE WOLF AND THE SEVEN LITTLE KIDS
THE QUEEN BEE
THE ELVES AND THE SHOEMAKER
THE JUNIPER-TREE
THE TURNIP
CLEVER HANS
THE THREE LANGUAGES
THE FOX AND THE CAT
THE FOUR CLEVER BROTHERS
LILY AND THE LION
THE FOX AND THE HORSE
THE BLUE LIGHT
THE RAVEN
THE GOLDEN GOOSE
THE WATER OF LIFE
THE TWELVE HUNTSMEN
THE KING OF THE GOLDEN MOUNTAIN
DOCTOR KNOWALL
THE SEVEN RAVENS
THE WEDDING OF MRS FOX
THE SALAD
KING GRISLY-BEARD
IRON HANS
CAT-SKIN

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Funding Unsuccessful This project reached the deadline without achieving its funding goal on June 14, 2012.

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  • Pledge $1 or more

    0 backers

    You can pick 1 of the fairy tales from the 5 I record to have as your own. along with my eternal gratitude.

    Estimated delivery: Jul 2012
  • Pledge $5 or more

    0 backers Limited (100 of 100 left)

    my eternal gratitude, recordings of the 5 fairy tales read by me.

    Estimated delivery: Jul 2012
  • Pledge $10 or more

    1 backer Limited (99 of 100 left)

    my eternal gratitude, recordings of all fairy tales and a hand-written thank you note from me.

    Estimated delivery: Aug 2012
  • Pledge $20 or more

    1 backer Limited (49 of 50 left)

    my eternal gratitude, the recordings, the thank you note, and a bonus recording!!! You can choose an additional fairy tale for me to read just for you!! See the list in the description!! :)

    Estimated delivery: Aug 2012
  • Pledge $50 or more

    0 backers Limited (10 of 10 left)

    my eternal gratitude, the 5 recordings, the thank you note, and 5 bonus recordings of your choice!!! See the list in the description!! :)

    Estimated delivery: Aug 2012
  • Pledge $100 or more

    0 backers Limited (10 of 10 left)

    all of the 5 recordings, the 5 bonus recordings, my eternal gratitude, the hand-written thank you note, and a recorded story from either Edgar Allen Poe, Hans Christian Anderson, or Franz Kafka in whatever style you desire.

    Estimated delivery: Aug 2012