Kickstarter

Warm thoughts ;)

Supersized warm thoughts ;););)

The punchline to this joke, "Where do bad rainbows go?"

An original ink rainbow "Eeeee Eee Eeee" edition drawing by the director, Kacper Jarecki. Perfect for rainbow lovers ;-)

Be the first to own the director's new invention to hold a book open without using your hands! Includes: chopsticks and laundry clips. Write your own screenplay based on a book in record time! Free up your hands to type faster. Note: Rights to a book sold separately.

A random 3-D photograph taken from the set of the movie. Yes, a real 3-D photograph! And you don't need glasses or anything to see it. A real collector's item. Fit for framing. Best buy!

A limited autographed copy of the script by Kacper Jarecki, adapted from the book by Tao Lin.

An unwashed t-shirt that says "Mineral" on it that was worn in the movie and was inspired by page 131 of the Eeeee Eee Eeee novel by Tao Lin.

A DVD early release copy of the movie with some behind the scenes clips and interviews, made specially for Kickstarter contributors! Free shipping!

Plastic sandals that are worn in the movie by the actress who plays Ellen as inspired by page 133 of the text.

Get the robot hamster that was used in the movie and purchased from Toys R Us!

Eeeee Eee Eeee the movie inspired chocolate chip cookies personally baked by the director!

Get the robot barking dog that was used in the movie and purchased from Toys R Us!

A personal thank you phone call from the director, Kacper Jarecki, and your chance to talk to him and tell him how much you love librarians.

Have your name listed in the credits of the movie under "People who paid $100 to have their name listed in the credits of this movie"

Have your name listed in the credits in the movie in big letters along with a picture of you under "People who paid $150 to have their name and picture listed in the credits of this movie"

The director's own personal copy of Eeee Eee Eeee by Tao Lin that he bought used on Amazon for $3.

Your chance to own one of the two original video cameras used to film this movie. Includes original footage and autographed by the directors and actors!

The chance to visit the director's apartment in Long Island City and climb up and down the ladder that was used in the movie and to have your own DVD record of you going up and down the ladder to show off to all your friends or upload to Youtube.

Your chance to be an extra in the movie! Can't make it to the set? No problem, just send a 10 second clip of you, and I'll edit it in ;) Great deal!

Your chance to own the Bear Costume used in the movie!

Your chance to own the dolphin costume used in the movie!

A hug from the director who will meet you personally in the art museum of your choice as long as it's in a big city in continental America!