Kickstarter

ANIMAL INFOGRAM! You tell us your favorite animal, and we will email you a carefully crafted INFOGRAM, where we will compile the cutest and/or most terrifying pictures and video of this animal that we can find, plus a few unusual facts that even you didn't know about it!

Your animal infogram will include a CUSTOM POEM! A brief prose-poem about what it feels like to stare deep into the eyes of [YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL HERE] and to understand a deep and terrifying truth about your own humanity.

All of the below, plus... CUSTOM SONG! Will Turner will write you a song about your animal and send a recording along with your InfoGram and poem. Your name is likely to make an appearance.

All of the above, plus... We'll take you out for an intimate dinner or drinks in New York City. If you're not located in New York, we'll Skype you, and we can eat/drink separately while chatting over Skype. It'll be cute!

All of the below, plus... Your favorite animal will make a cameo appearance in the show! You name the animal, and we'll find a way to fit it in there. You can, in your own small way, co-author the sad tale of Rod Dirkwitz.

Full Animal InfoGram, plus... You can name a minor character in the show! That's right! The first 2 backers to claim this reward will have NAMING RIGHTS for one of the show's many minor characters! Your own piece of immortality, for a mere $250...