Carlos is a dog-owner/artsy/internet-entrepreneur. Rose is small enough for him to pin down.
His most popular posts include:
• How to Properly Groom a Girl: http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/how-to-properly-groom-a-girl/
• What Monkeys Like: Not White People: http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/things-monkeys-like-not-white-people/
• And How to Sext: http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/how-to-sexting/
Carlos is also the creator of:
• How long could you survive chained to Matt “The Oatmeal” Inman: http://www.delriomedia.com/chained-to-matt-inman.php
• http://goodsexts.com
• The Quadstrocity: http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Perhaps most importantly Carlos looks like Wyatt Cenac, but with a really bitchin’ beard and tattoos.
Rose is the creator of:
• Embarrassed faces while Carlos does awesome things.
Rose likes to pretend she can remain anonymous on the Internets. She doesn't look like anyone famous, and is best known for accidentally calling people alcoholics.
