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on April 12
Zach Crain
Posted project update #17Freakers on Threadless! Design your own, win all the things!
Post CommentRemember that time you told us that your mother's face would look excellent on a Freaker? Or when you tried to persuade us to design "unmentionables" on a Freaker? We do too.
Well you're in luck, young grasshopper. We've teamed up with Threadless for a Freaker Design Challenge!
For the next ten days, you can download the template, design your dreamfreaker, release it into the world and have the masses ooh-and-aah over your artistic merit & cunning wit! If you like a design then you (shoulda put a ring on it) vote for it! Not only will the winners receive freakfame & glory by having their designs go into production but there are prizes galore: $500 cold hard moniez, Freakers, trophies, and your portrait eternally hanging over our desks so that we think about you evvvvverrryday!Is that all, you say? You know us too well. Extra goodies: Threadless has handpicked some of their sauciest existing designs and freakified them! The new hybrid Freakers are here to lurrrrv on you!!
Ten days are left! Get your boogy pants on! Threadless + Freaker + You = Slumber Party 2012!!! HURRAH!
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on February 7
Zach Crain
Posted project update #16Freakers on Fab! 50% Off Hyper-Extravaganza!!!
Holy smoly!! First-generation Freakers never to be run again!
Lusting over that peace sign Freaker your aunt keeps taunting you with? Did your favorite hooter get snagged by your roommate with the owl-fetish? We're getting rid of our discontinued styles for ooooober-cheap (50% off!) and this is a last-chance to get what pog-lovers call "collector's items." (Slammerz 4eva!!)
For the next 2 days, Freakers are on Fab.com for a flash sale ($4!!) - It's a frenzy!
Dang! Fabulosity! We lurrrve you!!
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on November 30
Zach Crain
commented on a projectMAX! MAX! We just got your package back in the mail? It went Germany and back! It says "Von zollamtlicher Behandlung befreit Deutsche Post NL IP B Frankfurt-Flughafen." Crazy town! Will you re-send your address to freaker@freakerusa.com so we can re-send it. You know we got mad love for you!!! XO, freakerteam
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on November 28
Zach Crain
Posted project update #15Freaker Holiday update & Backers Page
Yuh-oh!
It's Cyber Monday (a/s/l?) !!!!
We have some treats for all of you (yes! you!) that have been long lost in the land of Kickstarter! And when you're ready to get down and cyber, we have some super special deals!
In celebration of the Beat-Everyone-Up-At-Walmart national holiday of Cyber Monday, we have created some super special deals just for you (under the condition that you will not beat up anybody at Walmart... today.) For every 15 & 30 pack, we're including a free Freaker shirt!**
What's the difference between a Freaker shirt and a non-Freaker shirt? Well! We are so glad you asked! When you wear a Freaker shirt (as opposed to a non-Freaker shirt), light sabers magically appear in your kitchen... but instead of shooting lasers, they have a double-edged rainbows that will slice your way to victory!
And to make sure that everybody gets in the freak spirit of ze holi-daze, we made some videos for yours truly. Get that fuzzy-feeling vamped up, freaks!
We have also added the Kickstarter Super Love page to our website in celebration of the $200 and beyond donors! Eternal love coming your way!
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on November 26, 2011
Zach Crain
commented on a projectohhh we are going to get you LOVE!!!
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on September 12, 2011
Zach Crain
commented on a projectOhhhhhHHH no, Richard. We def want you to feel LOVE!!! We just e-mailed you to make sure we have your address correct!!!
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on August 17, 2011
Zach Crain
commented on a projectYAYAYA!!! FREAKERs in da houses!!!!!!!! YAYYA!!!
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on August 15, 2011
Zach Crain
commented on a project@Matthew, We are so excited you're excited!!!! We just shipped a boat load of international packages this week! Hold tight! You will be getting your freak on very soon!!!
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on August 11, 2011
Zach Crain
commented on a projectAwww thanks Travis!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm glad we made you're day!
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on August 10, 2011
Zach Crain
commented on a projectChristian Fällberg, Helllooo!!!! Your lovely package were shipped out on Aug. 4th so you should be getting freaked very, very soon!!! Thanks for your love & support! WE love you, oh so MUCH!!! the freaker team
Zach Crain
Wilmington, NC
Freaker USA is based in Wilmington, North Carolina and is chasing one man's American Dream to freak the world.
Great deal! Glad to get more Freakers!! Love you guys!